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2 days ago
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lesbiansandthelivingdead:

heyfunniest:

Without his moustache.

That is just so inexplicably wrong

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

heyfunniest:

Without his moustache.

That is just so inexplicably wrong

2 days ago
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bettywhiteprivilege:

"describe yourself in five words"

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2 days ago
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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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3 days ago
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fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T

IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON

I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS

THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY 

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5 days ago
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(Source: zarryforlife)

6 days ago
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6 days ago
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sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

(Source: pocula)

6 days ago
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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

1 week ago
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slaterton:

romangod:

what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”

i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel

1 week ago
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Anonymous asked : your youtube account got banned?

Yes D’: Literally, woke up one morning and it was gone- apparently an anime distribution company was flipping their shit that I’d used Hetalia in my videos. Still have some of the videos saved, so I might slyly re-add them like the cunning devil I am.

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